When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan

It is time for me to announce that I have many skeletons in the closet. I was there to prevent people from my flight jackets. Some skeletons in fact bring the jackets so they are not cold. This May seem strange to people, but they never complained on a framework for me ... What if? You think. What if? It allows me to think in contact with you. What if a skeleton complained? You can specify. Obviously, if it were the case, I will use my skeleton key to unlock the door. There is nothing to hate more than cold or indifferent to the Skulls me complain about the temperature ... I truth be known, however, is that this time of year when weather might be bad. Since cats and dogs kind of evil, but put the hamster and wind, so that - with a sun that is so strong, you can fry ants with the help of a magnifying glass. Many complaints about the rain, but they must put things into perspective and imagine how much worse if the rain is snot. Or maybe tons, or snot, which would be terrible, and a Palindrom at the same time ... If this happens snotfall ever, we must establish a plan. In the absence of another proposed, let me be the first: Plan A: Cover with the tissues of trees to absorb a large amount of damage. Plan B: Same as Plan A, except without the fabric. Plan C: wait for the next Harry Potter spell, and then let people online cast spells to eliminate the problem. Plan D: Wait until the next Spelling Bee, and competitors fate casting to eliminate the problem. May it seems that my plan does not help to eliminate a major disaster, but it is important for me to leave. From the moment all plans will be held in the skeleton. Not on the bone ... But I parentheses. Greg Gagliardi is a teacher and writer. His stream of consciousness weekly column of humor, the development of Revelations, has been underway since 1998. (Http: / / www.ProgressiveRevelations.com http://www.ProgressiveRevelations.com)