When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times

This morning I decided to find myself. I had hoped that the starting point for the spiritual journey that defines who I was as a person. But when I looked in my mirror and realized that the person I saw in the mirror, it was me. Thus, when arose, why spend all this time to find myself when I already know where I am? Since I was awarded about 80 years for this research, and was completed in about eight seconds, I had a little free time that I had to devote to a cause. I had a great idea: I go on a dog, so that the owner of the dog that I wondered what I did, I can answer one, because I went to see his reaction and my intention was indeed their reaction. This will be my cause and effect almost the same. But I had to abandon the attempt in this experience, because - after all - if they want to perhaps find a dog? The dog is a pleasure for those who say that people like them, but when it comes to what we have so many negative words that gravitate around them. For example, if you say that you'll be sent to the doghouse, it means not to be thrown into a field of luxury. Furthermore, he was sent to the same place as the dog, a very small area consisting of a leaking roof and a plate of food. Even if the owners try to convince their dogs that is a sort of fantasy-land, the reality is that most owners do not want to spend more than 15 minutes in one. People who need to spend more than 15 minutes is just to do so because they are trapped in the place ... On the other hand, we also have a statement of sport, hey, a friend, I obstinacy in the race. Of course, the statement can exist without hey, friends, but the fun would it be? This statement means in the first place, a person who has beaten the other in a competition, so that a dog as a loss of man. Now, the opposite of the doghouse reputation, because dogs have more credit than the people rather than less. This can only mean one thing: the dogs that negotiated with the people so as to ensure compliance with the general population ... But who are these dogs? And, more importantly, that people have been invited to negotiate? I have no problem with dogs, but if we want to negotiate with them, I think we should send some of our best people to do so. Otherwise, imagine the potential for chaos: Man: Well, what we are going to negotiate here. Dog: What do you think you will be able to speak, as I am now, and that makes it possible to change the name of the tree that covers the talk instead of bark? Human: You are too fair. Let's do it immediately. But to be sure you do not have Tim, we will launch in some table with all the services you-can-eat restaurant where everyone thinks they are bigger eaters what they really are. Dog: ok. Human: Bark! But I parentheses. Greg Gagliardi is a teacher and writer. His stream of consciousness weekly column of humor, the development of Revelations, has been underway since 1998. (Http: / / www.ProgressiveRevelations.com http://www.ProgressiveRevelations.com)