The Hidden Driveway

S I do not lie: There are many things I want in life, and some of them even pay me. Instead of them for a non-goal for me to feel badly for not having these things, I prefer to focus on something that is quite reasonable: a hidden ... I wanted a road hidden as long as I can remember is that once between yesterday and tomorrow. I was driving on a long road when I saw my signal which indicates the existence of hidden vehicles involved in the same time, I take care of it. And I was - because I did not have a signal to follow, especially when it comes to something hidden? Many hidden paths that are considered dangerous because a person who retract this place can be hit by traffic - traffic entering or leaving, or even a turtle with a Jetpack wandering. Of course, is the rear and side mirrors, but those cars are hidden rebels, and rebels not to use the mirror, except to adjust their ski masks and glow in the dark of sunglasses ... One may wonder why you want to have a hidden way if they are really dangerous. To begin with, you can help reduce the chance of visits by people who do not wish to see. It might be interesting for these people, invite them to the best cheese on this side Mouseville. But, unfortunately, never find my way. This recognize me as a good person who unfortunately to live in a place that is difficult to find. This will also enhance the reputation of cheese ... The best reason for the will of a hidden way, but that makes me seem like a secret agent every time I go to work, the local chief of the store, or even move your vehicle to make more space to play a horseshoe. If you want to add to the mystique of me, I would leave only when the way is dark, or when all the others on a big party that I failed because hidden in the way I am. Finally, after a couple of years to maintain this routine, I'm not even need a car because nobody will be able to see anyway, which is in contradiction with reason to have one. On the contrary, I am in the world that is within walking distance - and everything else I would have made ... This will be the life of a person with a hidden. If you have one, you can invite me again soon, so you can practice the support of a ... But I parentheses. Greg Gagliardi is a teacher and writer. His stream of consciousness weekly column of humor, the development of Revelations, has been underway since 1998. (Http: / / www.ProgressiveRevelations.com http://www.ProgressiveRevelations.com)