Eye Spy Potatoes

Recently, I had trouble falling asleep with contact lenses still in my eyes. And recently, I believe that during the past seven years. This, in many respects, is the epitome of laziness, because the removal of contacts do not take more than a minute or two, or three hours if it is your first time. But I concluded this morning that there is a reason not to remove contacts: Firstly, I hope to find some people in my dreams. So, if I have contacts in my eyes, my eyes May be able to contact them. Is not it wonderful logic? I am pretty sure that, in fact, if I never take off my contacts, a phone can be a thing of the past ... If we can really follow the logic of our eyes, then why not use the potatoes as optometrists? All facilities with a lot of eyes that must have good hearing. The only thing we have to fear is on their communication skills, because I have yet to hear a speech of potatoes, especially in full sentences. In addition, we must get rid of negative stereotypes of potatoes is due to Mr. Head of potatoes, which never seems to have the feet or arms in the right place. Frank, I do not think we can count on anything - or anyone - as with our vision. In truth, you want to say that no nose the problem if his nose is in an orbit ... If the trust does not accumulate, I believe we must assure the public that not only do these potatoes eye test our point of view, but also help to remove sharp objects like broken light bulbs. Think it possible diagnosis: Well, your eyes are good, but its light will have to stay here for another 24 hours. You can never be cautious, you know. Speaking yesterday columns nowhere, I think most rabbits have more money than people think, with all the carrots and whatnot. That is, what is a rabbit will do with the money? This question leads me to believe that rabbits are in need of financial advisors who will be responsible for matters of money and say that money is important, but they say the opposite, while half to invest their money and to lose. Bugs Bunny and Roger is proud ... In conclusion, I must stop relying on their contacts with me, because in the end of this initiative will make me very ill-suited to write columns on rabbits and money. Fortunately, I think it will not happen for some time ... But I parentheses. Greg Gagliardi is a maestro y escritor. His stream of consciousness weekly column of humor, the development of Revelations, has been underway since 1998. (Http: / / www.ProgressiveRevelations.com http://www.ProgressiveRevelations.com)