Its All About Seeing the Signs

Ace of Base has not seen the signal for some time, but it does not stop the rest of us to do so. In fact, on a regular basis, I see many signs - and I'm not like most of them. In this spirit, I thought I would like to take this week column to see some examples: Caution: Children at play: Why do we take care of this - if you need a fourth stable? Or should I interpret this completely wrong, and that all children are in the theatre, which is a form of propaganda to tell adults to go too? Anyway, I think there is a need for some fine writing as a warning, preferably in writing with chalk ... Low: children through the game: For those who are unable to see the two points, this symbol is a global problem that the previous one. If these children are so slow, perhaps to run laps instead play. Thus, speed no longer guarantees the production of signs ... Warnings: Neighborhood Watch: What is the neighborhood look? Instead, in order to deter crime, this sign encourages people to take action in the middle of the street, with the knowledge that there will always be a public ... No parking here to Corner: I'm tired of always being said that I can not find the park. Instead, tells me that I can. Given that those signals now, I feel that I can park on a roof or a tree, simply because there are no signs of it ... Falling Rock: I thought VH-1 is supposed to be our source of this ... Do not point: if each step is an evil, which makes it virtually impossible to execute. The community should be more positive, and - as with all major historians have not said - which begins with the sign-making ... All words when children are present: It means, in almost ignore the previous statement. Any image of an animal: This usually means that the animal May crosses the road, but it ruins the continuity of signs. If you have an image of a duck crossing, for example, so why not an image of a party or terminate performance? And besides, ducks crossing the road is more fun? unless they are stapled to the chicken, in this case - wow, talk about a laugh riot ... But I parentheses. Greg Gagliardi is a teacher and writer. His stream of consciousness weekly column of humor, the development of Revelations, has been underway since 1998. (Http: / / www.ProgressiveRevelations.com http://www.ProgressiveRevelations.com)